Looking for Gutter Cleaning in Portsea?

Fancy That… I happen to know someone who does Gutter Cleaning in Portsea and they also have a special offer…

Wow, nothing gets past you…

Maybe I should introduce myself then…

Hi I’m Jason from The Gutter Cleaning Co. Portsea…

You’ve probably seen me around…

Most likely having lunch with my family down at the Portsea Hotel…

Anyway I specialise in turning horrendous Portsea gutters like this…

Into squeaky clean gutters like this…

Did you see that fantastic gutter garden that was growing in those gutters??

Well this one was more like instant turf…

That’s actually a pretty typical gutter clean for us…

You see, nobody ever calls me because they like me…

No!!

They only ever call me when they see the forest taking over…

But honestly, I don’t mind…

This is what I do for fun…

So if you can see those blades of grass poking over the tops of your gutters, I would appreciate the call…

Yep, this is what we do all day every day in Portsea…

Now where were we??

Oh yeah, I was about to show you this…

The Leak Protection Gutter Cleaning Offer Only Available in Portsea…

You may not know this about me but, in a previous life, I was a fully qualified plumber…

So I not only clean gutters in Portsea but I also have some very handy “roof leak” finding and fixing skills as well…

That’s why I put together this very special offer to keep your home safe from the torrential  Portsea storms that constantly blast at your home…

Let’s get into it shall we??

1. You get gutters so clean you could eat from them…
2. You get your very own before and after video…
3. You get the free but very thorough Roof & Gutter Audit…
4. You get your own gutter cleaning schedule with reminders…
5. You get a free minor roof repair completed if needed…
6. You get a free Emergency Roof Repair valid for 12 months…
7. You get access to our Recommended Peninsula Tradies list…

Well??

What did you think??

I thought you’d like it…

Here’s my number so you can get your quote: 0466183548

But I also have a sneaking suspicion that you possibly may want a little more information about this fantastic offer before you call me…

And as I want you to be crystal clear on exactly what you’ll be getting when you call me, I’ll break down each part of the gutter cleaning offer for you…

Thing is, I don’t want to bore you and go on and on about it unless you really want more info…

So see this link below??

The Leak Protection Gutter Cleaning Package only in Portsea…

Yep that’s the one…

It’ll take you to a page that will explain each part of the offer…

You can go there and read all about my amazing offer…

If you’re already sold and are ready for your very own quote, why are you still reading??

I gave you my number about 10 or so sentences ago!

Go back up and call that number!!

Oh forget it…

It’s all too hard…

I’ll just give you my number again, but you have to promise to call this time…

My number is 0466183548…

I usually don’t just give my number out willy-nilly, and at this point I’ve given it to you 3 times already…

That’s because I see something special in you…

Ahh who am I kidding??

I really just want to see how bad your gutters are and take pictures for my “Gutter Garden collection…

I don’t take these pictures to judge anyone…

No!!

It’s simply to show that you don’t have to be embarrassed about your gutters…

It’s not your fault…

It’s your gutter cleaners fault…

He’s doing a terrible job…

What’s that??

You don’t have a gutter cleaner?

What??

Ok, let’s change that today…

Here’s my number: 0466183548…

I look forward to speaking with you…

Sincerely,

Jason – Your New “Best Friend” I mean “Gutter Cleaner in Portsea…

PS. I’ve given you my number 4 times and a link to find out about my Gutter Cleaning Offer and yet you’re still reading…

I’m not sure if you know what’s going on here but let me break it down for you…

You look for gutter cleaning in Portsea because you obviously need your gutters cleaned…

I offer my service and you call me for your very own free quote…

That’s it…

Nowhere in the “Business to Customer Hand Book” did it say anything about me needing to entertain you…

It never mentioned any of this reading mindlessly for hours upon hours…

Oh I see what’s going on here…

You love seeing horrendous gutters just as much as I do…

Possibly even more??

Ok, I’ve got a treat for you…

Scroll down and I’ll show one of my many before and after videos…

I think you’ll love it…

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