Looking for Gutter Cleaning in Somers?
Pick me, Pick Me… I love Gutter Cleaning in Somers, and well, I’ve got a really amazing gutter cleaning package that could blow your socks off…
Uhmm… a little dramatic with the whole “socks thing” but you can call me right now and I’ll tell you all about it… I’m Jason by the way…
Ohh, you’re still reading?? Ok maybe I can just tell you about my very special Gutter Cleaning Package for Somers Locals…
You’re checky you are!!
You found the loophole and worked out you could just keep scrolling to find out about my fantastic Somers Gutter Cleaning Package…
You didn’t need to call me at all…
Not yet at least…
You WILL call me by the end of this though…
I’m going to give you so much gutter cleaning value that you’ll have no choice…
Bwahhh!!
Uhhmm ok, I think I’m revealing a little too much about my evil plan…
This might be a great time to introduce myself…
Yeah let’s do that…
Hi there, I’m Jason from The Gutter Cleaning Co. Somers…
You’ve probably seen me walking around down at Somers Beach…
Well, anyway…
We specialise in turning very impressive but wildly damaging Somers gutter gardens like this…
Into well trained and well behaved rain collecting channels like this…
Oh, the serene bliss of a freshly cropped gutter garden, there’s nothing like it…
The smooth white edges are so…
Ahem!
That’s right, you’re still here aren’t you??
Ahhh, anyway…
I’m guessing you’re after something like this??
Just so you know, these results are typical…
That’s what we do all day, every day…
But, this is only the first step of your gutter cleaning package…
Notice how I said “Your” gutter cleaning package?
Smooth hey??
Well, like I was saying…
The ultra squeaky clean gutters that you see above are only the first part of YOUR gutter Cleaning Package…
There’s more…
Warning!!! You’re really gonna love it…
Introducing “The Amazing Leak Protection Gutter Cleaning Package” only available in Somers…
Here’s what included…
- You get gutters so clean you could eat from them…
- You get your very own before and after video…
- You get the free but very thorough Roof & Gutter Audit…
- You get your own gutter cleaning schedule with reminders…
- You get a free minor roof repair completed if needed…
- You get a free Emergency Roof Repair valid for 12 months…
- You get access to our Recommended Peninsula Tradies list…
Calm down, calm down…
I told you you were gonna love it…
Put your wallet away…
You don’t even know how much this is going to cost yet…
Right now you have two choices…
You can either call me right now, give me some basic info and I’ll send you a gutter cleaning quote that includes everything that I outlined in the package above…
Here’s my number: 0466183548
And just in case you missed it, I’m Jason…
Now…
If you’re still reading this, it means you are after option two…
Option two isn’t as good as option one but it’s a lot better than option three…
Ok, option two is for you if you want to know a little more about each part of your amazing gutter cleaning package…
All you have to do is click the link below and it’ll take you to a page that breaks down each part of the package…
Then you can call me and give me your info for your very own quote…
Sound good??
Ok, here’s the link…
The Leak Protection Gutter Cleaning Package in Somers…
Did you miss the link?
It’s that blue text just 2 sentences above the one you’re reading right now…
Now it’s 3 sentences…
Now it’s… why are you still reading??
This has never happened before…
You are now entering uncharted waters…
I can’t be responsible for what happens next…
I hope you’re aware that you have just selected option 3…
Option 3 is to ignore option 1 and 2…
And you’re doing a really great job of it, I must admit…
I suggest that you go back up, let me count real quick…
22 sentences above and call the phone number that is there…
Yep, go back up…
What the?
Ohhh, I see what’s going on here…
You’re having way too much fun here aren’t you??
Well I have something special for you…
If you keep scrolling down, you’ll find a video that shows some before and afters of a successful gutter cleaning in Somers…
You’re welcome to enjoy it on one condition…
After you watch the video, you need to choose either option one or option two…
Just to let you know, option two eventually leads you back to option one…
I look forward to speaking with you…
Sincerely,
Jason – The Gutter Cleaning Whisperer In Somers…
Want More? Here’s some Gutters I Cleaned in Somers…
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We do gutter cleaning in Somers
Locations
- Mornington
- Frankston
- Frankston South
- Dromana
- Mt Martha
- Mt Eliza
- McCrae
- Safety Beach
- Langwarrin
- Boneo
- St Andrews Beach
- Cape Schanck
- Flinders
- Shoreham
- Point Leo
- Main Ridge
- Merricks
- Balnarring
- Somers
- Bitten
- Hastings
- Tyabb
- Red Hill
- Mornington Peninsula
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The Gutter Cleaning Co. Mornington Peninsula
About Us
The Gutter Cleaning Co. Mornington Peninsula offers the most thorough gutter cleaning or your Money Back!
But don't let the name fool you...
We also do gutter cleaning in Frankston and Langwarrin and Seaford and...
I could keep going but I won't...
Anyway, we have a “2 Step Gutter Cleaning System”
We clean by hand to get into those places the gutter vacuum guys won’t.
We spray your gutters out with a hose.
We flush all down pipes to make sure there are no blockages.
That’s how we can offer you:
The Most Thorough Gutter Cleaning… or Your Money Back…
Our Gutter Cleaners Service Somers
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Telephone No.(03) 9015 4451